Killer Robots Spotted in New Jersey

Is the world run by killer remote control robots?

{Umm…}

So perhaps the world isn’t run by killer robots mechanized to replicate human motor skills while simultaneously developing human emotions…

But that’s a good thing. Now you may be wondering what brings about this observation, and yes you have a right to assume it has something to do with the new Terminator movie. However, your observations would actually be wrong in assuming that this observation was wholly and completely created from this.

Standing in line for over twenty minutes in an Old Navy can bring about such thoughts, and this fact is where the thought was created. The true concept that I was imagining while standing in line was whether or not it is the machinery that replicates humanity or is it the human who has become mechanized?

Watching a sales associated ring up and untangle forty pairs of $1 dollar plastic flip-flops tends to stretch our realms of belief and disbelief. The unmoving faces of workers as they coordinate colors and sizes of plastic and rubber illicit such emotions. What’s worse: the creator or the created? The plastic shoe or the worker who has become just as artificial and menial?

As an artist, can we compare? Perhaps we are slaves to the craft…

People just can’t find privacy on the internet

These days and people are concerned with how to protect themselves from online scammers and predators. In response to this growing concern, L.A.D is introducing a privacy policy.

Announcing:

THE DIABOLIALLY EVIL ARTIST’S FOR WORLD DOMINATION SOCIETY’S EXCLUSIVITY POLICY

Under this new policy, live-art-dieist will remain exlusive members. Only members of Live.Art.Die may invite or recommend new members.

Through this policy, privacy will be administered to current members without the fear of uninvited predators preying upon the kind hearts of evil artists.

Also, any submissions for our members pages or other pages will be watermarked and authenticated to the ownership of the creator NOT to Live.Art.Die. Any submissions of any kind belong solely to the creator of the work and Live.Art.Die will never ask for anything that is not volunteered.

In detail: Since the internet can be accessed by anyone at any time, we will take whatever steps that we deem necessary to protect the intellectual property of others.

What’s an Evil Artist?

We spend a lot of time here at Live.Art.Die pondering and thinking to ourselves, that said, it came across our minds to think heavily on the topic of what exactly and evil artist is and what kind of art they produce.

ANATOMY OF AN EVIL ARTIST

Head – an evil artist thinks with the mind they have been given; not the mind society wants to give them. A non-evil artist thinks similar just not as corrupted.

Shoulders – evil artist have a lot of weight on their shoulders dealing with all of the non-evil art out there in the world. Because of this, evil (or diabolical) artists tend to have a larger shoulder span (in modern context, also known as “swagger”). This “swagger” allows the evil artist to attempt larger works of fine art, longer pieces of writing and philosophy, jump higher, eat faster, and swim farther than the average artist or “non-evil” artist.

Knees –  unfortunately the knees are the Achilles heel an the evil artist. Unlike non-evil artist who often kowtow to the demands of their local or community social sphere, the evil-artist never bends to the demands of anyone but themselves. Consequently, this genetic deformation results in the inability to bend at all, and while the joints may be present, they do not work.

Toes – fortunately, where the evil artist lacks in knees, they make up in toes. Because this is the foundation for all strength in the evil artist, the toes are flat and curved, so curved actually that it can be said that the evil artist is grounded to their own will and consciousness. Similar to the roots of a plant, the toes of the evil artist curve in a variety of paths and directions that ultimately bind it to the Live.Art.Die manifesto.